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2016 Scientist Gift Guide

My wife is a scientist, and I moonlight as one for a non-profit. Over the years, I've learned that the best gifts for scientists are funny ones! I've found a great selection of funny shirts and mugs to make your scientist proud. Scientists often have a quirky sense of humor. If you don't see anything weird with the humor in these shirts, that's a sure sign that you're a scientist too!

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What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions

What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions

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Caffeine Molecule Mug

Funny “Caffeine molecule”, 11OZ Coffee Mug Novelty, Office, Job. By Aviento

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Math Mug

Math Mug – 12 oz. Coffee Mug Featuring Famous Mathematical Formulas

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May the Force Equation Be With You

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Intellectual Bad Ass Mug

Funny Guy Mugs Nerd? I Prefer The Term Intellectual Bad Ass Ceramic Coffee Mug, White, 11-Ounce

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Stand Back I'm Going to Try Science Shirt

Stand Back, I'm Going to Try Science T-Shirt Funny Tee For Scientists XL

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Never Trust an Atom They Make Up Everything Shirt

Never Trust an Atom, they Make Up Everything | Funny Science Unisex T-shirt

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I Think You're Overreacting

You're Overreacting | Chemistry Humor, Funny Science Teacher Pun Unisex T-shirt

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I Periodically Make Horrible Science Puns

I Periodically make Horrible Science Puns | Funny Chemistry Humor Unisex T-shirt

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Evolution Quit Following Me

Quit Following Me! Funny Science Teacher Evolution Humor Unisex T-shirt

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I Ate Pi and It Was Delicious Equation Shirt

I ate Pi, and it was Delicious | Funny Math Humor Mathematics Unisex T-shirt

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I've Got My Ion You

Guys I've Got My Ion You Funny Science T-shirt

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Holy Shift Look at the Asymptote on That Mother Function

Holy Shift Look Asymptote That Mother Function Math TShirt

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Beaker Measuring Cups

OXO Good Grips 7-Piece Nesting Measuring Beaker Set, Multicolored

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Molecular Gastronomy Book and Kit

Molecular Gastronomy Kit, Book and Food Styling Tools Set

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Cooking for Geeks: Real Science, Great Cooks, and Good Food

Cooking for Geeks: Real Science, Great Cooks, and Good Food

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